How to insult your customer-and hope she will still buy your product

Hindustan Times, yes, the same which gives an exhortation of ‘Let there be Light’ in the general direction of no one in particular, has hit (literally, as you shall find out) on the perfect idea to get customers : insult their intelligence, whip them and then, show them the light..presumably, so they can count the [...]

Crazy KRA- my first rhyme-crime

It’s that time of the year, when a three letter acronym starts haunting you like a Christmas ghost…when the realization suddenly dawns: you are nowhere near the KRAs you thought you would achieve at the beginning of the year…worse, your boss is in the same situation, and you know that when that happens, it is [...]

One Ring to find them all and in Stupidity, bind them

‘Zodiac Power Rings, made of Pacnhadatu (sic) are creating waves the world over with their unique ability to change the course of people’s destiny by making them extra confident, focused, self-willed & more in Touch with themselves.’ (Other sic’s might have been missed)
This is an ad on the front page of the Mumbai Mirror, dated [...]

The Millennium of Miracles – a review without watching the movie

This is the millennium of MIRACLES…
Sea water has turned sweet…
Idols have sipped on milk…
Statues have shed tears of blood…
REDISCOVER YOUR FAITH !!!
Come… Seek Her blessings…
(Sic everywhere)
This is the print ad for ‘Jai Santoshi Maa’ (Hail Mother Santoshi)..more (probably accurate) information about Santoshi Maa here.
When there is enough evidence to prove that all the above mentioned [...]

Batata Vada

Eating a Batata Vada: Fun
Eating a Batata Vada using Fork and knife: Funny.
Eating a Batata Vada using fork and knife while hrutling through the sky at a height of 30,000 feet and a speed of 650 odd km/hr, seated in a cramped seat: Priceless.
Heh.